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Where the Engines Roar and Glamour Soars: Living the Adelaide 500 on the upper East Side

Posted on: Fri 15 Nov 2024

Hello, Adelaide – it’s me, Virginie the Frenchie, your resident insider on everything glitz, grit, and horsepower. Absolument, this weekend, the only race that matters isn’t to grab the latest designer bag or couture dress on Rundle Street. It’s the annual Adelaide 500, where we swap heels for horsepower, and trust me, it’s the social event of the season oulala. So, fasten your seat belts, because when Adelaide’s finest hit the circuit, we all know drama will follow and you know I can’t resist a good one!

From Catwalk to Circuit: The Adelaide 500’s Debut

Picture it: Adelaide, 1999 when Blue (Da Ba Dee) by Eiffel 65 was a hit song. The city was a sleepy cousin to Melbourne, but then the Adelaide 500 roared into town, making a name for itself and throwing Adelaide into the motorsport spotlight faster than you can say “champagne.” A street race on our East End? Risky? Oh, absolutely… But it quickly became a high-speed spectacle no self-respecting local would dare to miss… anyway it is so noisy, better to embrace it! The scene? Chic and chaotic, the perfect balance of danger and VIP-only vibes

The Track: More Than Just a Race

Oui oui, the Adelaide Street Circuit – three kilometres of sheer chaos woven through the posh heart of the city, my beautiful neighbourhood. It’s fast, ferocious, and known to throw even the most seasoned drivers off balance. Who knew our streets could be so… challenging? Who said Adelaide was boring?! Turns out, Adelaide’s blend of speed and sophistication makes for the perfect race. Imagine taking a hairpin bend around Victoria Park, knowing the entire city’s watching – talk about pressure! Every corner is lined with an audience of our city’s who’s-who, all peering down at the spectacle.

Adelaide’s Checkered Past with Racing Royalty

But the Adelaide 500 isn’t our first rodeo. Non, non, non (oh no!) Adelaide’s been flirting with fast cars since the ’80s, when we hosted the Australian Grand Prix. Formula One legends graced our streets back in the day, attracting the international elite – think Mansell, Senna, and of course my dear compatriot Alain Prost (I’m french after-all) speeding past the parklands in a haze of dust and glamour. That was Adelaide’s first taste of the big leagues. And yes I know…back then I was not living in Australia but I was watching the “Adelaide Grand Prix” on TV with my dad… I would have never imagined back then that one day I will be living in this city on the (upper) east side… but back to our today’s story…. So when the Grand Prix was snatched away by Melbourne in ’96, yes Adelaide cried…. but our beautiful city smiled again when the Adelaide 500 took over like a phoenix rising from its dusty tracks, bringing its own brand of high-octane drama.

The Adelaide 500: Party Central with a Side of Engines

Let’s be real, though. Racing is only part of the reason we flock to the 500. The real show? The glitzy soirées, concert lineups, and, oh, the VIP lounges. We don’t just come for the roar of engines; we come for the celebrities, the exclusive after-parties, and the “spontaneous” street parades. The concert stages are as electric as the racetrack, drawing a crowd every bit as fierce as the racers themselves. Locals sip on SA’s finest wine…. and sparkling, indulge in gourmet Barossa cheese, and gossip about who’s who (and who’s not) on the scene. Thanks to this beautiful event, since my arrival in Australia, I had the pleasure to see on the stage in the past as part of the race: Robbie Williams (2 times), the Red Hot Chili Peppers (oui) and it is such a vibe… This year prepare for CROWDED HOUSE, OCEAN ALLEY, MEG MAC and J-MILLA on Saturday evening. Supporting COLD CHISEL on the Sunday night will be ARIA Award winning chart toppers THE CRUEL SEA and of course hometown rock heroes THE SUPERJESUS!

And if you thought the show stopped there, think again. The afterparties keep our beautiful people busy well into the night – think luxury pop-up bars, rooftop mixers, and lounges dripping in exclusivity. The Adelaide 500? More like Adelaide’s hottest socialite summit.

Adelaide’s Relationship with Racing: A Love Affair

But it’s not all champagne and shade. The Adelaide 500 has become part of our city’s heart and soul. Year after year, it brings “beaucoup d’argent” (excuse my french) into our economy, filling hotels, creating a bustling scene in our chic East End, and drawing in fans who might otherwise overlook Adelaide on their social calendars (touché). But the 500 puts us back on the map, mes chéris. Every fast turn on our streets is a little love letter to Adelaide’s racing heritage (l’amour toujours) and a reminder that even we “sleepy” Adelaidians can do it bigger and bolder than anyone else.

A Glamorous Future

With the Adelaide 500, the East End isn’t just transformed – it’s reborn, time and again and it is LOUD. And though they say the only constant in life is change, you better believe this event will be here to stay. Our city streets, our people, our scene – it all comes together, faster than you can say “lap time.”

So here’s to the adrenaline junkies, the style mavens, and everyone who knows the true thrill of the Adelaide 500 isn’t just the race. It’s the rush, the glitz, and the glamour that keeps Adelaide firmly in the fast lane. See you at the circuit, mes amis – the view is better from the top. You know you love me!

XOXO, bisous

Your Adelaide’s Gossip Girl

Reviewed by: Virginie the Frenchie

Image: Author’s own – created on Canva

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